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Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.
"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."
Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."
Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"
Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."
Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"
Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
by da wong mang July 24, 2023
Get the gooning mug.Preemptive discrimination against cancer-suffering individuals. A phenomenon typically seen on platforms such as Twitch.TV and YouTube streams.
His username is 'dyingofcancer.' Get this cancie out here! Yes, I am cancerist.
I absolutely hate cancer-ridden freaks. They need to just die already.
I absolutely hate cancer-ridden freaks. They need to just die already.
by da wong mang January 3, 2022
Get the cancerist mug.Maximizing efficiency in everything related to the decline of one's own health or wellbeing. This can be categorized by a deliberate lack of socialization, hygiene, or any other form of "upkeep" for one's own body.
"Bro, it's so over. I'm just rotmaxxing at this point."
"Look dude. I already went down the muskmaxxing path. It's time to rot. ROTMAXXING!!!"
"Where's Johnson? I haven't seen him in a while?" "Oh, he's just rotmaxxing. He's probably the most rotten of us all."
"Look dude. I already went down the muskmaxxing path. It's time to rot. ROTMAXXING!!!"
"Where's Johnson? I haven't seen him in a while?" "Oh, he's just rotmaxxing. He's probably the most rotten of us all."
by da wong mang June 3, 2023
Get the rotmaxxing mug.When someone, typically in a competitive video game that employs the Elo System, is incapable of climbing the ranked ladder to such an extreme extent, that they give the impression that they are dying of brain cancer.
That dude has like 100 wins and is in low bronze. He's mad cancer stuck.
How can you be cancer stuck if you onetrick Irelia? End it.
How can you be cancer stuck if you onetrick Irelia? End it.
by da wong mang November 16, 2021
Get the cancer stuck mug.Intense gooning session, often in the company of other gooners. Goon seshes may last anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 days, respectively on goon intensity.
"Bro I just just unlocked Hu Tao on Genshin. Wanna join my imminent goon sesh?"
"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"
"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"
by da wong mang July 24, 2023
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Ugh. This guy is such a subhuman. Total chamber fodder.
Look at this gender freak. Chamber fodder alert.
Look at this gender freak. Chamber fodder alert.
by da wong mang November 23, 2021
Get the Chamber fodder mug.The strategic lack of hygiene, particularly in a abstinence of showering, and other forms of bodily care. The goal of muskmaxxing typically results in a desire to maximize natural masculine pheromones in order to attract women.
"Jesus man you STINK. What gives?"
"Shut up freak. I'm muskmaxxing."
Femoid: "Ew. You're a chinlet and a manlet. I'll never be attracted to you."
Chud: *starts muskmaxxing*
Femoid: "I suddenly have a feminine urge to have sex with you. Please take me."
"Shut up freak. I'm muskmaxxing."
Femoid: "Ew. You're a chinlet and a manlet. I'll never be attracted to you."
Chud: *starts muskmaxxing*
Femoid: "I suddenly have a feminine urge to have sex with you. Please take me."
by da wong mang June 3, 2023
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