da wong mang's definitions

goon sesh

Intense gooning session, often in the company of other gooners. Goon seshes may last anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 days, respectively on goon intensity.

"Bro I just just unlocked Hu Tao on Genshin. Wanna join my imminent goon sesh?"

"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.

"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

gravemaxxing

The decision of intentionally succumbing to a state in which a burial is undergone *to enjoy the benefits of a coffin or grave-like setting.* Death is not required, however can be considered to maximize gravemaxxing efficacy.

Normie: "Fuck dude. I'm so sick of paying rent. This inflation is crazy!"

Chud: "Why not just gravemax? You have everything you need in there"

Femoid: "I love Onlyfans since it bought me my house. I love postmodernity."

Chud: "Get this: Gravemaxxing got me a permanent home, and I still keep my dignity. Billions must gravemax."

by da wong mang June 3, 2023

muskmaxxing

The strategic lack of hygiene, particularly in a abstinence of showering, and other forms of bodily care. The goal of muskmaxxing typically results in a desire to maximize natural masculine pheromones in order to attract women.

"Jesus man you STINK. What gives?"

"Shut up freak. I'm muskmaxxing."

Femoid: "Ew. You're a chinlet and a manlet. I'll never be attracted to you."

Chud: *starts muskmaxxing*

Femoid: "I suddenly have a feminine urge to have sex with you. Please take me."

by da wong mang June 3, 2023

rotmaxxing

Maximizing efficiency in everything related to the decline of one's own health or wellbeing. This can be categorized by a deliberate lack of socialization, hygiene, or any other form of "upkeep" for one's own body.

"Bro, it's so over. I'm just rotmaxxing at this point."

"Look dude. I already went down the muskmaxxing path. It's time to rot. ROTMAXXING!!!"

"Where's Johnson? I haven't seen him in a while?" "Oh, he's just rotmaxxing. He's probably the most rotten of us all."

by da wong mang June 3, 2023

cancerist

Preemptive discrimination against cancer-suffering individuals. A phenomenon typically seen on platforms such as Twitch.TV and YouTube streams.

His username is 'dyingofcancer.' Get this cancie out here! Yes, I am cancerist.

I absolutely hate cancer-ridden freaks. They need to just die already.

by da wong mang January 3, 2022

Chamber fodder

An individual whom would be ideal to place into a gas chamber. Typically out of degeneracy, or other self destructive behavior.

Ugh. This guy is such a subhuman. Total chamber fodder.

Look at this gender freak. Chamber fodder alert.

by da wong mang November 23, 2021