Definitions by da wong mang
goon sesh
Intense gooning session, often in the company of other gooners. Goon seshes may last anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 days, respectively on goon intensity.
"Bro I just just unlocked Hu Tao on Genshin. Wanna join my imminent goon sesh?"
"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"
"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"
goon sesh by da wong mang July 24, 2023
gooning
Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.
"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."
Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."
Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"
Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."
Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"
Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
gooning by da wong mang July 24, 2023
gravemaxxing
The decision of intentionally succumbing to a state in which a burial is undergone *to enjoy the benefits of a coffin or grave-like setting.* Death is not required, however can be considered to maximize gravemaxxing efficacy.
Normie: "Fuck dude. I'm so sick of paying rent. This inflation is crazy!"
Chud: "Why not just gravemax? You have everything you need in there"
Femoid: "I love Onlyfans since it bought me my house. I love postmodernity."
Chud: "Get this: Gravemaxxing got me a permanent home, and I still keep my dignity. Billions must gravemax."
Chud: "Why not just gravemax? You have everything you need in there"
Femoid: "I love Onlyfans since it bought me my house. I love postmodernity."
Chud: "Get this: Gravemaxxing got me a permanent home, and I still keep my dignity. Billions must gravemax."
gravemaxxing by da wong mang June 3, 2023
muskmaxxing
The strategic lack of hygiene, particularly in a abstinence of showering, and other forms of bodily care. The goal of muskmaxxing typically results in a desire to maximize natural masculine pheromones in order to attract women.
"Jesus man you STINK. What gives?"
"Shut up freak. I'm muskmaxxing."
Femoid: "Ew. You're a chinlet and a manlet. I'll never be attracted to you."
Chud: *starts muskmaxxing*
Femoid: "I suddenly have a feminine urge to have sex with you. Please take me."
"Shut up freak. I'm muskmaxxing."
Femoid: "Ew. You're a chinlet and a manlet. I'll never be attracted to you."
Chud: *starts muskmaxxing*
Femoid: "I suddenly have a feminine urge to have sex with you. Please take me."
muskmaxxing by da wong mang June 3, 2023
rotmaxxing
Maximizing efficiency in everything related to the decline of one's own health or wellbeing. This can be categorized by a deliberate lack of socialization, hygiene, or any other form of "upkeep" for one's own body.
"Bro, it's so over. I'm just rotmaxxing at this point."
"Look dude. I already went down the muskmaxxing path. It's time to rot. ROTMAXXING!!!"
"Where's Johnson? I haven't seen him in a while?" "Oh, he's just rotmaxxing. He's probably the most rotten of us all."
"Look dude. I already went down the muskmaxxing path. It's time to rot. ROTMAXXING!!!"
"Where's Johnson? I haven't seen him in a while?" "Oh, he's just rotmaxxing. He's probably the most rotten of us all."
rotmaxxing by da wong mang June 3, 2023
cancerist
Preemptive discrimination against cancer-suffering individuals. A phenomenon typically seen on platforms such as Twitch.TV and YouTube streams.
His username is 'dyingofcancer.' Get this cancie out here! Yes, I am cancerist.
I absolutely hate cancer-ridden freaks. They need to just die already.
I absolutely hate cancer-ridden freaks. They need to just die already.
cancerist by da wong mang January 3, 2022
Chamber fodder
An individual whom would be ideal to place into a gas chamber. Typically out of degeneracy, or other self destructive behavior.
Ugh. This guy is such a subhuman. Total chamber fodder.
Look at this gender freak. Chamber fodder alert.
Look at this gender freak. Chamber fodder alert.
Chamber fodder by da wong mang November 23, 2021