da wizard of oz's definitions

go to dell

An insult far worse then the tame, G-rated slam "Go to Hell".

When your pissed at someone, tell them to Go to DELL.

An example of telling someone to Go to Dell:

Ron: "Hey did you know I fucked your girlfriend up the ass yesterday in your car?"
Don: "Pfffffft, I don't care."
Ron: "But did you know that I got my Cumstains on the backseat of your BMW?"
Don: "FUCK YOU NIGGER, GO TO DELL!!!!!"
Ron: "No, you go to DELL!!!!!!!!!"

by Da Wizard of OZ November 10, 2009

whatcha goos doin dere eh

Minnesotan phrase meaning "What are you guys doing?" Used primarily in Minnesota and Michigan. The Canadian accent spoken in Minnesota attributes to this pronunciation of this kickass phrase.

An Example Of "WHATCHA GOOS DOIN DERE EH"

*After Jon sees Ron tie up some dude to a chair and strap a Gasoline bottle onto him*

Jon: "Whatcha guys doin dere EHHHHHHH????????"
Ron: "I dun nah"
Jon: "EHHHHHH????????? What de fack yah TAHKIN 'boot?"

*Ron Shrinks Jon down with a Shrink Ray to 12 inches tall*

Jon: "De boost 'vention to edder cewm 'oot a Da-Troy Meeesh-er-goon, EHHHHH????????? De Shrink 'Ay is GAAAAAAHD"

by Da Wizard Of OZ December 14, 2009

Maryland

Where the North begins. A great state, a wonderland full of fields and rivers and crabs. Bordered by Washington, D.C., Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, and West Virginia, this great state is home to D.C. suburbs, Baltimore aka Da Charm City, and The Chesapeake Bay (da Chest-Peak, eh?). The accent spoken in this state is the same Canadian sounding accent that's spoken in Wisconsin, but that can't be said for the state south of it (Virginia). It's a microcosm of America, and it's next to both Our Nation's Capital and the Ohio-meets-Fughettaboutit state of Pennsylvania. A great state to live in or visit.

Maryland: The Best Place On Earth

by Da Wizard Of OZ June 19, 2009

north carolina

Redneckland, U.S.A.

People in North Carolina are so southern and redneck they make people in Virginia look like Canadians, no fucking joke

by Da Wizard Of OZ December 14, 2009

South Carolina

North Carolina's Mexico, the better of the Carolinas

South Carolina - A southern state known for being a typical southern state with hicks and palmetto trees

North Carolina - A southern state that's like Georgia circa 1942 that's full of idiots

by Da Wizard Of OZ December 6, 2009

Roanoke Rapids, NC

A small town located in North Carolina located right on the NC/VA state line. There's nothing there except for the ghost of a mall (the "Becker Village") and Lake Gaston. There is a Wal-Mart there as well but no Target. But hey, at least it's close to Richmond.

I was in my house in Richmond, VA, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I get the controllable urge to drive an hour south to the NC state line. I stumble upon this place known as "Roanoke Rapids, NC". Almost instantly I'm surrounded by brainless southern rednecks. lol that's NC for you -_-

by Da Wizard Of OZ January 24, 2011

Philly Burrito

A variation of the Burrito that was invented in Philadelphia and is very popular in the Philadelphia area.

How a Philly Burrito is made: A Person is took and shot in the head multiple times with a Gun, then the Dead Body of the Person is taken and put into a Large Sleeping Bag and then Bricks are placed in the Sleeping Bag then the Sleeping Bag is Superglued up and thrown into a River where it will sink to the Bottom of the River and Never found by anybody.

The Philly Burrito is the most delicious thing invented since the Philadelphia Cheesesteak. The only thing that sucks about Philly Burritos is, you can't eat them, unless you like polyester and wet, dead human flesh.

by Da Wizard Of OZ November 29, 2009