da vin chee's definitions

Buddy cist

A cist that is usually located somewhere visible (like the face) and is often regarded as a crucial part of that person's look.

Dude 1: "Hey man, you look different, did you get a haircut?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I got my cist removed from my face."
Dude 1: "Why the hell did you remove your buddy cist man? It gave you character!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

UD artist

A person who submits quality material to Urban Dictionary on a constant basis.

Dude 1: "Damn dude, you submitted three new definitions today?"
Dude 2: "Yup, all of them go accepted."
Dude 1: "That's eight this week! Let me check them out... Wow dude, quality work... you're a real UD artist!"

by Da Vin Chee January 11, 2010

Powerful figure

Term referring to a man's strong physique. A man with a powerful figure has the stature and the brute strength to knock his opponents off their feet or intimidate them with his tenacious attitude. This term is mostly used in sports or competitions

Martin Tyler: "Here comes the powerful figure of Adriano..."

by Da Vin Chee January 4, 2010

So Excite

A term coined by the infamous Borat Sagdiyev, which is used to describe a feeling of joy and excitement. This term is best used with a thick Kazakh accent.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, aren't you going out on a date with that hot chick from the club?"

Dude 2: "Hell yeah! I'm so excite!!" (with Kazakh accent)

Dude 1: "There's no way you're gonna get laid talking like that."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Fucktensil

Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.

Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Impenetrable bush

A large amount of hair located around the buttocks and anal region. Some people decide not to shave this region due to the fact that it renders the individual immune to any attempts at sodomy.

Dude 1: "Yo man, I heard your homeboy just got out of the pen, did he get it up the butt at all?"
Dude 2: "Nah doggy, that mutha fucka's ass has an impenetrable bush, no one got near that shit."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Birthday beatdown

The act of beating a friend senseless during his birthday. This custom is very common with young men of Mexican descent.

Dude 1: "Hey man, did you know it's chiquito's birthday today?"
Dude 2: "Orale holmes, let's give him a good birthday beatdown after school."
Dude 1: "Si-mon, make sure he doesn't skip 6th period to run home like a little bitch."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009