Dude 1: "Yo man! Did you take that chick back to your place last night or what?"
Dude 2: "Which chick? The one from the party?? Hell no son! That bitch is burnt! I was just hella drunk!"
Dude 1: "Word"
Dude 2: "Which chick? The one from the party?? Hell no son! That bitch is burnt! I was just hella drunk!"
Dude 1: "Word"
by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009
Get the Burntmug. When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.
Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."
by Da Vin Chee January 13, 2010
Get the Overdraft rip offmug. Dude 1: "So... how did it go last night?"
Dude 2: "It was amazing man, she's a freak! She was down to swallow my snot!"
Dude 1: "Dude that's fucking nasty! You got a cold? Use some Kleenex you fuck!"
Dude 2: "Nah man! My cock snot!
Dude 1: "Ahh... word"
Dude 2: "It was amazing man, she's a freak! She was down to swallow my snot!"
Dude 1: "Dude that's fucking nasty! You got a cold? Use some Kleenex you fuck!"
Dude 2: "Nah man! My cock snot!
Dude 1: "Ahh... word"
by Da Vin Chee February 05, 2010
Get the Swallow my snotmug. A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.
Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
Get the Celebrity ass cover upmug. A person among a group of friends that decides who needs to drink more and who needs to stop drinking. This person is something of a combination between the drink police and a booze bouncer.
Dude 1: "Dude you need to stop drinking! We're gonna play some drinking games later and you're already wasted! And you over there... you didn't drink enough, stop being a sissy!"
Dude 2: "Fucking booze coordinator, mind your own business!"
Dude 2: "Fucking booze coordinator, mind your own business!"
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
Get the Booze coordinatormug. The act of toasting an entire sandwich by squeezing it into a regular toaster instead of a toaster oven.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how'd that house catch on fire?"
Dude 2: "Man, the dude that lives there was trying to get his sub sandwich ghetto toasted!"
Dude 2: "Man, the dude that lives there was trying to get his sub sandwich ghetto toasted!"
by Da Vin Chee December 09, 2009
Get the Ghetto Toastedmug. A person who breaks things around people's houses by slamming other people in them using pro wrestling moves.
Dude 1: "Damn dude, you messed up your buddy's place and you broke your dad's laundry door, what the hell were you doing?"
Dude 2: "I did a DDT on that foreign kid from school into the laundry door and I also Rock Bottom'd him at his house."
Dude 1: "Damn dude, you're a real wrestling terrorist..."
Dude 2: "I did a DDT on that foreign kid from school into the laundry door and I also Rock Bottom'd him at his house."
Dude 1: "Damn dude, you're a real wrestling terrorist..."
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
Get the Wrestling terroristmug.