Definitions by da man

antlers 

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

antlers by Da Man July 16, 2004

split pissonality 

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!

split pissonality by Da Man July 16, 2004

twisties 

A medical condition whereupon the testicles become twisted.

oMG!!! AARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!! THE PAIN!!

twisties by Da Man July 16, 2004

fumilingus 

When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

There's nothing funnier

fumilingus by Da Man July 16, 2004

intoxicourse 

Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.

Holy shit!! I can't remember anything!! Did I have intoxicourse last night??

intoxicourse by Da Man July 16, 2004

kiff 

A Rapiest

Kiff Raped me

kiff by Da Man December 10, 2003

Houston Texans 

Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.

Touchdown Texans!

Houston Texans by Da Man October 30, 2003