da hood''s definitions

shallow

What fat, cocksucking ugly cunts call you after you turn them down because deep down theyre sad that theyre fat dirty scumbags who no one wants! Looks arent everything but im not going to touch some big greaseball.

"your like, so shallow because i smell like an anchovies twat!"- some stupid fatass.

by da hood' November 3, 2004

shank

A weapon that a big, sweaty, bald white guy in jail uses to come up behind somebody, stick them many times, then walk away casually and hand the blade to some crackhead to hide it because, lets face it, crackheads may not be smart but they can damn sure hide things like an expert!

see my definition of im gonna cut him homes for a related definition.

by da hood' December 19, 2004

thanksgiving

A holiday in which the skeletal remains of indians will rise from the ground and attack on thanksgiving in the year 2007. They will kill anything they see and whoever they kill will turn into one of them! military forces will be no match and their tanks will be overturned and they will be slain. The entire planet will be overrun by these skeletons and they will kill everyone until every single living person on the planet is one of them. Once every person is one of them they will roam the earth for billions of years until lifeforms form another planet touch down here. These life forms will be killed and their superiors will obliterate the planet earth for the sake of the rest of the universe.

watch out whos country you steal!

by da hood' December 7, 2004

Chat Room

A place where pedophiles spawn. AOL chat rooms and any other sort are spawnign grounds for these sick individuals. AOL is never safe. Remember, wherever you are on the internet, the pederasts lurk!

dont talk to them! never!

by da hood' January 29, 2005

crucified upside down for being a prick

what happened to St Peter because he was acting like a shithead.

nail! AHHHHH! Nail! AHHHHH! Kathwap! AHHHH!

by da hood' January 16, 2005

achilles tendon

The first thing you should go for in a fight! try taking a sharp object and when they lunge at you duck down and slash their achilles tendon wide open. You have won the fight and now have them 100% under your control.

that would really, really hurt but its an effective method.

by da hood' January 3, 2005

crack! AHHHH!

what it sounded like when the guards broke jesus' nose and yanked it outward in a funny position and this is why jews have huge noses today!

crack! AHHHH! Crack! AHHHHH Crack! AHHHHHH! Crack! AHHHH!

by da hood' January 16, 2005