da Man's definitions

Lachlan Stennett

An awesome guy who is a bit of a nerd who loves reading and talking with his friends and who would be a great asset in the zombie apocalypse!

Lachlan Stennett is amazing

by DA man January 3, 2014

fish eye

During sex, while working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

I put her back in line by giving her a fish eye

by Da Man July 16, 2004

tuna melt

When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Nothing like a tuna melt for nutritional value

by Da Man July 16, 2004

turkey shoot

When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

I gave her a turkey shoot, took a photo and put it on the internet!! pwnd!!11!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

stovepiping

Taking it in the ass

George Dubya enjoys the odd stovepiping

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Sandpiper

A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the Sandblast.

Work it out!!!!!!!!!!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

divortex

A mystical place into which old friends are sucked when a married couple splits up.

I haven't heard from Steve in ages, I guess he got sucked into the Divortex

by Da Man July 16, 2004