salami nipples

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
Look at Duke's salami nipples
by Duke July 10, 2003
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Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.
I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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skoocum

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
Skoocum meaning good or excellent, not to be confused with scrotum which is between a male or shemales legs full of hair and testicles.
describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
by Duke December 28, 2003
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buttsnacks

Stuff in the butt you eat as a snack, such as poop.
You won't find buttsnacks in the grocery store near the Dunkaroos
by Duke January 31, 2003
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grizah

A l337 definition of a growl/scream of excitement...Only used by complete imbociles and christians...
There is no example to give this word justice, lol
by Duke July 22, 2004
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man crush

A man who has a crush on another man without sexual attraction.
"Hey, Ted. I heard you spent the night over at Dave's."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."
by Duke February 16, 2003
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prom night

For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.

For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
by Duke July 10, 2003
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