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Snake Eyes

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A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.
"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me
by Dave May 23, 2004
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gun control

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Holding a gun in a way that your shots are more accurate.
"THAT's gun control! None of that anti-gun crap!"
-me
by Dave May 23, 2004
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Jasper, Texas

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*A city that used to be peaceful until, in 1998, a vicious hate-crime occurred; degenerate white racists were going to drop a black man off back home, but before that they stopped in an unknown area to have a couple of drinks......but then that's when the three racists beat up the black person, and ultimately tied his leg up to the back of their truck and then dragged him, and upon the truck turning, the one being dragged got decapitated by a sewage pipe underneath a road.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.

*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.

*To drag someone behind your vehicle.
"See Michael Moore and all you Mooreons? NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!"
-me

"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"
by Dave May 22, 2004
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closet queen

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Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.
George Bush will not admit that he's a closet queen
by Dave May 22, 2004
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Metatron

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*An agent of God.

*In the Zone Of Enders storyline, Metatron is the most powerful element discovered in existence, and is usable for all kinds of applications. Metatron is also the composition for the orbital frames (mechs, called 'orbital' because of their anti-gravity capabilities, and called 'frame' because of, well, their structure), such as Jehuty and Anubis.
"Metatron is out there......somewhere in this annoyingly enormous universe of ours. The element I mean. You wanna meet the agent of God? You'll have to go to Heaven."
-me
by Dave May 22, 2004
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The inventor of Playboy magazine. Considered immoral, but he is still a genius, and above all, he knows how to throw parties.
"Hugh Hefner is a true American icon."
-me
by Dave May 20, 2004
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wapanese

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An individual, not of Japanese heritage, who is over-influenced by Japanese animation, entertainment, and culture, and emulates them on a regular basis.
Wapanese people are likely to boast ultra-biased opinions concerning the difference between Japan and America; Japan will be considered by wapanese people to be superior in EVERY way, particularly in entertainment (including anime).

The term "wapanese" supposedly is a combination of "white" and "japanese", because as it turns out, the greatest percentage of those wapanese are caucasian (aka : white-skinned).
"It's times like this that I'm glad I'm not wapanese. Since I'm not wapanese, that means I appreciate and admire both Japanese and American culture and entertainment! ^.^ "
by Dave May 19, 2004
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