Definitions by dAVE

susperia 

A kickass metal band from Norway which features Dimmu Borgir's first drummer. The name was inspired by a horror movie about witches, but to avoid copyright complications they changed one letter.

Susperia is awesome.

susperia by Dave July 9, 2004

ocified 

Being completed wasted to the point you dont know what to do with yourself.

Man if i hit that shit again ill be ocified

ocified by dave July 9, 2004

camel toe 

Appears when a woman's labias are protruding, and thus can be seen even when she has clothes on.

"She had a camel toe.....I thought about how badly I wanted to rub her pussy, but I had to keep calm."
-me

camel toe by Dave July 9, 2004

ISO-666

A fictional standards document which interchangeable "brutal death metal" bands refer to when writing their songs.

The new Yattering album is definitely ISO-666 compliant.

ISO-666 by Dave July 9, 2004

theospammer 

An evangelist who visits discussion groups, especially those used by other faiths or multi-faith groups, posts religious tracts, and doesn't bother contributing to or even reading the follow-up discussion. An example of the theospammer is the Islamic "lorrainelee" from Yahoo Groups, who regularly spams the Pagan and Gothic-lifestyle groups.

Also known as espamgelists and Manic E-Preachers.

Someone please ban that theospammer!

theospammer by Dave July 9, 2004

compustore 

Best damn computer store ever! Found in the northern hemisphere. Also found on the internet at www.CompuStore.com

CompuStore.com "Not CompUSA", "TigerDirect" and definately not Circuit City. Where the likes of NASA and Geeks from Tech TV find ASUS and other great computer hardware and wireless networking items.

compustore by Dave July 8, 2004

linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.

"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me

linear-minded by Dave July 8, 2004