dAVE's definitions

cotton-picker

A racist slur to represent a black person, or person of African heritage......this word is used because in the Age of Our Founding Fathers, when blacks were slaves, they were known to mostly pick cotton.

"Stop picking on me you fuckin' cotton-picker!"

by Dave May 13, 2004

French Military Victories

Sounds like an oxymoron.

"What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?"
-me

"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes

by Dave May 7, 2004

issitt syndrome

a rare incureable disease which causes gayness. common symptons are thin heads and bonie bodys

tom issitt from mawsly

by dave January 28, 2005

London Ontario

A kick butt town......it is a mini London England with a population of
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.

Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.

Well thats about all

London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA

by Dave December 17, 2004

balaclava

A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.

"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

fanny

A British word for vagina

Also used to clean up certain swear words

"What are you doing?" "Sweet F*** All"
"What are you doing?" "Sweet Fanny Adams"

by Dave January 23, 2004

Cunny

female stink pot located between the legs.

Im the worlds greatest cunny hunter.

by dave March 10, 2004