dAVE's definitions

splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

by Dave January 21, 2004

.50BMG

The caliber for the Barret M82A1 sniper rifle.
Easily it is the biggest, fattest, most powerful calibur for a rifle. Has enough power to serve as an AT (anti-tank) round.

"If you were to shoot a rifle, like the M82A1, chambered for .50BMG, you'd probably lose your arm after pulling the trigger. The round is just a FUCKING POWERHOUSE!!! @.@"

by Dave February 1, 2004

emotionally-numb

A term relating to apathy, the complete lack of emotions.

"I'm so emotionally-numb that I didn't react to see a picture of an aborted baby.....I guess that is bad, isn't it. It makes me think, but I don't express it."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

Star Wars Galaxies

A MMORPG that has absolutely no resemblence to star wars.

A online pokemon game, changed just enough from the pokemon title to avoid a lawsuit.

A process by which Sony Online Entertainment can charge 15 dollars a month for a piece of software that is unfinished and will always be full of bugs.

by Dave October 12, 2003

Comic Sans

Perhaps the world's most overused and hated font. There is even an international movement to ban Comic Sans.

by dave May 27, 2003

Teabegger

One who likes to be tea-bagged and is willing to beg for the privledge.

The teabegger fell to his knees and teabegged the stud to teabag him as he trembled with fear before his intimidating balls and conquering cock with his hands helplessly locked to his strong hypnotic ass.

by Dave June 23, 2006

pop goth

A particular group of people that only dress and act gothic when it's popular to do so. Hot Topic goes through certain "phases" in their merchandising. Sometimes they cater to the punk kids. Sometimes they cater to the emo kids. And sometimes they cater to the goth kids. But the goth kids I make reference to are not bona-fide goth kids. They are only goth kids when it's their turn at Hot Topic. But when their turn ends and Hot Topic turns emo once again (they never cater to the metalheads, Hot Topic metal is trash) they may in fact be normal kids. dressing in normal clothes and acting like normal kids act.

"I liked Nightmare Before Christmas a lot more before the pop goths at Hot Topic wore it out and ruined it."

by Dave June 19, 2006