dAVE's definitions

oplix

A community cocksucker.

Oplix is such a cocksucker. He sucked someone so hard he broke their pelvis.

by dave June 27, 2003

GSW

gun shot wound for short. known to have been used as an acronym since the civil war era

GSW amputated left arm, return to duty

by dave March 28, 2005

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

cherry

1) A small red fruit with a stone in the middle. Grows on trees.
2)Your virginity.

1) "Hummmmm, this cherry is sweet and tasty"
2) "I got this slut pissed and lost my cherry"

by Dave August 11, 2003

mangirl

A woman, regardless of looks, who lacks almost all lady-like personalities, instead boasting male attitudes like fighting, disrespect for content women like (such as how a man would talk to a girl in an attempt to go out with her), etc.

Controversial as it seems, there is a major difference between mangirls and feminists. It's hard to explain really.

"You wanna fight?!"

by Dave January 16, 2004

SAA

Short for "Single Action Army", Colt's revolutionary revolver that won the Wild West.

"I love that Colt SAA."
"It's called a Single Action Army."
"Yeah I mentioned the initials."
"Oh. I wouldn't know; I don't abbreviate things 'cause I'm too cool to do so."

by Dave September 9, 2004

NBC

*National Broadcasting Company
*Never Been Caught
*Nothing But Crap
*Nothing But Caucasions
*Nuclear Biochemical
*Nigga Be Cool

SOMEONE : "I'm gonna watch NBC."
SOMEONE ELSE : "Which one?"
SOMEONE : "Never Been Caught."
SOMEONE ELSE : "That's not a show."
SOMEONE : "Yes it is."
SOMEONE ELSE : "You're stupid."
SOMEONE : "Shut up before I go NBC on your ass."
SOMEONE ELSE : "Riiiiight."

by Dave April 1, 2004