dAVE's definitions

craterface

Porth's sex goddess whom paralyzes him with her secretions

Hey look at Porth he is going to fuck Craterface again.

by Dave February 1, 2005

TLC

Tender Love and Care

That dirtmobile needs some TLC

by Dave April 26, 2003

come out

A term referring to a person deciding to tell once and for all that he is a homosexual.

"Why couldn't this term mean 'telling the truth'? -_-' "
-me

by Dave September 26, 2004

bgs

see Butt Geiser Surpriser

Can I interest anyone in a round-robin double elimination BGS tournament?

by Dave February 12, 2004

go down on

To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.

"I want to go down on your sister."

by Dave October 24, 2004

Shagohod

shah-goh-hohd

After a long time, the name for the new Metal Gear unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater is confirmed. Shagohod is its name, once and for all.

Shagohod is a massive, somewhat-bipedal tank, capable of operating on any land on the planet. The crown jewel of the Shagohod, however, is its nuclear capabilities; it is equipped with a massive turret designed to launch an SS-20 Saber-Class nuclear missile. Other than its nuclear capability, the Shagohod is the missing link between infantry and artillery, and given MGS3's setting, the Shagohod's deployment ultimately means the end of the Cold War, the end of nuclear deterrence, and thus, World War III.

"Metal Gear Rex will always be my favorite, but the Shagohod looks so cool nonetheless. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

poppet

Chiefly British, meaning a darling.

A small child, a doll, a puppet.

She's such a darling, little poppet.

by Dave February 7, 2005