dAVE's definitions

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003

shipping'n'handling

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.

"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

EMP

Electromagnetic Pulse.

"When a nuclear bomb explodes, a whole shitload of EMP is discharged, and powerful enough to turn all appliances into toast!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

vincinator

The term used to describe someone whose sole purpose in life is to get you and everyone around him shitfaced.
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS PERSON! There is no such thing as a quiet pint!

I went out for a pint with the vincinator on Sunday, i`ve just woke up, it`s Thursday, and i`m in Devon, my arse hurts. I HAVE BEEN VINCINATED!

by Dave September 19, 2004

tross

tross as in the penis or someone who acts like a penis

gordon peter young who is chief tross of the northern quarter

by dave October 11, 2004

showdown

The word given to the australian rules football match betwen the Adelaide Crows & Port Adelaide Power.

When the to Adelaide Crows & Port Adelaide Power play each other the match is refered to as the Showdown

by Dave April 8, 2005

Maruchan

Company that makes ramen. Sells them in various flavors, and in bricks or cups.

"Maruchan makes good ramen. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave January 17, 2005