dAVE's definitions

AK

Short for "Avtomat Kalashnikov", the legendary Russian assault rifle.

"I wanna buy an AK."
"Which one? There are so many!"

by Dave September 10, 2004

in charge

to run up to a girl when she is bent over and slam your dick in her ass

I "in charged" her last night

by dave February 24, 2004

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

by Dave March 4, 2003

burn one down

*To smoke a cigar, cigarette, or even a joint of marijuana.

"Wanna go burn one down man?"
"Uh thanks but I don't do drugs. ^_^ "

by Dave September 10, 2004

Gaybat

Device which once beaten with causes homosexuality. See also, Ugly Tree

Yeah, he's been beaten with the gaybet.

by Dave December 19, 2003

Erd

To Erd; noun; to pull an Erd is to say something extremely stupid yet clever and isightful whilst leaving the world of idiots behind and having them basque in glory. Example...

"I remember when I in year 7 and was young, free & black" - Erd, in Year 11...

by Dave January 11, 2005

slippery feather

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.

Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.

by Dave April 20, 2005