dAN's definitions

hang

To dangle or swing by the by neck until the life passes out of your body and you crap yourself. What occurs when your tie gets caught in the ceiling fan.

"You shall hang by the neck till you are dead"
"But all I did was boink the sheriff's daughter"

by dan October 9, 2003

asymptote

A straight line that is the limiting value of a curve. It can have many different equations and is the most important factor in curve sketches and other similar mathematical sectors.

The 4th order polynomial approaches the asymptote at y = x on the cartesian number plane.

by Dan October 10, 2003

shiftagism

anything

mad shiftagism

by dan October 10, 2003

bigulary

A place of great immensitivity

i'm going to the bigulary because I want to

by dan October 10, 2003

daffodil

used when describing one's ass

kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass

by dan October 10, 2003

puglise

1) a teach who use to be very funny looking, but now looks like the devil; often found drinking a blood-like substance

"Hey, its the devil."
"Is he drinking apple juice?"
"No, that's blood."

by dan October 11, 2003

poopmaster

the essence of being one with the poop

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom

by dan October 12, 2003