dashmead

dans Expression of flatulentousness

yo did u hear ..... dashmead i fuckin forgot

by dan October 26, 2003

emachines

computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.

my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.

by Dan February 16, 2005

freaky deaky dutch

The speaking of English with a dutch accent. Results in the use of 'fazher' for 'father', 'toight' for 'tight', and 'toiger' for 'tiger'.

"I'm sorry - I don't speak freaky deaky dutch" - Dr. Evil, 'Goldmember'

by dan September 15, 2003

Obtrompery

A complete fool

You Obtrompery

by dan April 28, 2003

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003

sacred sluts

being a slut who attends a catholic school, especially if the school is Scared Heart

DAMN! those sacred sluts are FINE!

by Dan February 27, 2005

puts the lotion in the basket

What Hypothermia does

Hypothermia: it puts the lotion in the basket.

by dan July 15, 2003