dAN's definitions

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

fipod

1. Fake iPod. Usually a Creative Zen, an mp3 player which is much better then ipods and less expensive. Owned by nonfucktards who actaully realize how crappy ipods really are.

Cool Guy: Yo u noob, u have an ipod looser.

Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?

Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.

by Dan May 19, 2005

pwn'd

being throughly and utterly defeat, anihallated and/or destoryed, stemming from a misspelling of the word owned. common amonst online gamers upon winning a match

'you got pwn'd n00b!'

by dan March 17, 2005

rice

a gay civic

fast and the furious

by dan April 28, 2003

har mar superstar

PIMP who only gets hated on because he is white.

Har Mar Superstar is a playa and a pimp.

by Dan October 18, 2003

dirty walrus

what matt wilken does for fun on the weekends

Matt: Wanna go do sum dirty walrus's?
Dan: Go die in a fire.

by Dan December 18, 2003

weed

Weed: Pastparticipal of to wee

Weed: Bud to smoke

Weed: Unwanted horticultural growth

Man I drank so much of Farmer Jacks cider last night, check this I weed myself before I got my johnson out of my trousers tripped and fell face flat in the weed garden and had to smoke the last of my weed just to get my shit back together.

by Dan April 25, 2003