pearl diving

Eating an Asian girl out. Stems from the fact that most oyster pearls come from Asian countries which employs a lot of citizens to go underwater and collect pearls. A slang term, but not a mean one
I went pearl diving last night on this fine ass Asian girl named Kiki.
by Dan July 25, 2004
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Ides of March

One month after the ides of February, the day you started paying for forgetting about valentines day.
by Dan March 18, 2004
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common

Someone who has ZERO class. A loser, a worthless person. AKA, a drunk person that fucks with your car and puts dents in it when they don't even know you. Generally of lower class you can find common people lurking in most college towns. Be careful.
That common piece of shit thought it would be cool to bounce around on the hood of my car like Richard fuckin Simmons.
by dan April 13, 2004
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Caek

caek is the inverse of pieh, both being internet slang for bakery products.
eye leik pieh, but caek is better.
by dan March 23, 2005
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monoclausic

jim says,"wow i was born with 1 testicle and it is slanted to the left."
by dan December 15, 2003
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shiftagism

mad shiftagism
by dan October 10, 2003
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gonaherpasyphalaids

If your ho yuo probably got it.
That ho has gonaherpasyphalaids!
by Dan December 25, 2003
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