Steaming Bullet

When you tranfer a fart from one ass to another

"Man that was fross i felt that rumble"
"Thats what i call a steaming bullet"

by D-Man March 11, 2005

D-Man

A person who is the man and is the best at what he does even though what he does no won understands.

A cool dude who does thing the way they should be

That dude calvin is the one and only D-Man

by D-Man September 24, 2003

fatty pouse

n: 1- a somewhat husky girl
2- a girl with a paunch

that waitress is a bit of a fatty pouse

by d-man December 12, 2003

quatch

used by druggies, a quater of an ounce

Man, are we buyin that quatch

by D-Man April 16, 2005

bedice

A whip-like slap using the back of the hand directed at the target's chest. Contact should be made with the index, middle, and ring finger against the target's nipple.

Cary bediced Don after the foosball game.

by D-Man March 26, 2004

Stupid John

* a john which connot be bothered

* a john that won't have sex

* a john that cant get erect

* a john that sighs alot

* a john that takes up smoking

* a john with a lazy penis

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"

"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"

"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"

"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"

by D-man February 16, 2005

gundo

n: 1: a dildo shaped like a gun; usually shaped like a smith and wesson 6-shooter

that porn star was fucking her in the ass with a gundo

by d-man December 12, 2003