gizzo

noun. 1. pertaining to money
2. can be substituted for any other noun.

verb. 1. to go

noun. i can't pay for dinner, i'm out of gizzo.

verb. hurry up, slut. let's gizzo

by d-man December 10, 2003

D-Man

A person who is the man and is the best at what he does even though what he does no won understands.

A cool dude who does thing the way they should be

That dude calvin is the one and only D-Man

by D-Man September 24, 2003

quatch

used by druggies, a quater of an ounce

Man, are we buyin that quatch

by D-Man April 16, 2005

bedice

A whip-like slap using the back of the hand directed at the target's chest. Contact should be made with the index, middle, and ring finger against the target's nipple.

Cary bediced Don after the foosball game.

by D-Man March 26, 2004

p-funk

derogatory term for a skank's melodorous vaginal.

Did you get a whiff of that ho's p-funk? I can smell it over here.

by d-man June 08, 2004

poke

noun. 1. in reference to any amount of food, drink, drugs.

1. bitch, get off that joint and save me a poke.

2. too bad i ate all this pizza and didn't save jim a poke.

by d-man December 10, 2003

Stupid John

* a john which connot be bothered

* a john that won't have sex

* a john that cant get erect

* a john that sighs alot

* a john that takes up smoking

* a john with a lazy penis

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"

"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"

"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"

"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"

by D-man February 16, 2005