lojack

#1 Honing device installed in vehicles. Police are able to locate your vehicle with this device if the vehicle is stolen.

#1 My car got hijacked, good thing I had Lojack installed, the police found it in 15 minutes.

by D April 09, 2005

lojack

#2 A wedding ring or wedding band.

Awe man, he was so hot, too bad he's got a lojack.

by D April 09, 2005

cow sex

oh yeah

that nice

by d August 18, 2003

2am bird

Last resort on a night out. Usually the overwight girls that are last on the dance floor. Also found in kebab shops & taxi ranks.

Rhys pulled another chunk last night!

by D January 22, 2004

WMFL

acronym for Wal-Mart Football League

You hear about Elyse? I think she's getting kicked out of the WMFL

by D April 03, 2005

To Blow a Clown

Anything (even loosely) associated with sex and circus. And midgets. And clowns, of course. Interrestingly, the act of "blowing a clown" happens a lot more often than one might think.

Clown 1: Hey Midget Bob! Check out my flower *spurt of semen*

Clown 2: Hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah

Midget Bob: Harrr... that ain't no flower! It's a penis in disguise!!!

by D July 21, 2004

corolla

sick car, goes hard pulls hoes

fuck man
bitches are all over the corolla

by d March 06, 2003