cv rebelchick's definitions

Boyfriend tax

The price you pay for the luxury of having a boyfriend. Example: Cleaning, cooking, and popping back zits. Occasionally reciprocation for oral sex/blow jobs.

Boyfriend tax is worse than girlfriend tax, but I can't pull wax strips off of my bikini area myself, so here we are.

by cv rebelchick October 2, 2016

AIM babies

Babies created by two (or in a buddy chat three or more) persons over AOL Instant Messenger.

I want your AIM babies.

by cv rebelchick October 3, 2008

base

Low; mean; uncool

Ex 1: Aw, man, that's base.
Ex 2: Dude, that's so base.

by cv rebelchick November 2, 2008

Dearly Departed

When the act of necrophilia results in orgasm for the deceased.

I gave him a dearly departed right before his funeral.

by cv rebelchick February 14, 2021

Fesarious

really; for real; seriously

A:Dude, fesarious?!?!
B:Fesarious.

by cv rebelchick November 3, 2008