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turbotastic 

The catchphrase of a fictional, pixelated racer named Turbo from the movie Wreck-it Ralph.
It could be used when you are pumped or excited. It could also be used as a sarcastic response to a general bummer or a disappointing event.
Girl 1: "Oh boy, I can't wait to go to your sleepover!"
Girl 2: "Turbotastic!"

Guy 1: "Hey, bad news. The server our project was stored in crashed."
Guy 2: "Is it going to get fixed any sooner?"
Guy 1: "Nah."
Guy 2: "Turbotastic."
A misspelling of "awesome" made by user orch10, and a user submission to YouTube video series "Your Grammar Sucks".
Pronunciation made by Jack Douglass -- hence the only correct one -- is "OWMMMMM".

First usage spotted in JacksFilms' Your Grammar Sucks #18.
"YES OH MY GOD! I cleared this game!"
"Wow, that is totally awome, man."
An acronym telling somebody to Google something.
It is originally short for "Google Is Your Friend", but also has evolved to mean "Google It Yourself, Fucker" or "Google It, You Faggot".
Which version you take it as is entirely up to you.

Also see RTFM, UTSL, STFW and JFGI.
"How many pounds is 57 kilograms?"
"GIYF."

Use the Source, Luke 

A programmer's joke meaning you should read the source code. It is also a Star Wars themed pun on Obi-Wan Kenobi's "Use the Force, Luke!"
A short form of this is UTSL.
"Most people who come here for help do know how to read the source code. In case they can't, I tell them what to do. If they can, though, what I usually say is 'Use the Source, Luke!'."

kinectobomb 

(verb) to walk in front of someone who is playing a game using a Kinect. This affects the score and gameplay to a great extent and is highly annoying.

Etymology: Kinect + photobomb
Dude, Leon and I were playing Dance Central 3, then my tiny brother kinectobombed us and we both failed.

Skrillex 

For the last fucking time, guys, his name does NOT mean "Homosexual Satan wasp". It came from a nonsensical AOL screen name.
I love Skrillex's dubstep music.

Chuunibyou 

A Japanese slang term which roughly translates to "Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome". People with chuunibyou either act like a know-it-all adult and look down on real ones, or believe they have special powers unlike others.

This is a common stage in growth; for most people, it happens--you guessed it--around the 2nd year of middle school (Grade 8 in Japan). However, the problem is, there are some grown-ups who have this symptom.
There are 3 main types of Chuunibyou. DQN-type pretends to be antisocial even though they aren't, or can't be and has made-up stories about antisocial behavior. Subculture-type prefers subculture or minor trends just to be different and have the "cool" factor. Evil Eye-Type admires mystical powers and pretends to have one of their own, to the extent of establishing an alias just for that.
And if you think you have one of these or want more information in the subject, a good idea is to read the "Chuunibyou User Manual" (中二病取扱説明書, Chuunibyou Toriatsukai Setsumei Sho) by Saegami HYŌYA.

If you tl;dr I'm going to clobber you.
An example of DQN Chuunibyou:
"Look at all those bandages wrapped around you! What happened?"
"I had a bunch of gang fights."
"Come on, I know you're too kind to be a gangster."

An example of Subculture Chuunibyou:
"When I collect Pokémon cards, I only collect ones that are imported from Japan."
"Can you read all those?"
"-_-; S-sure I can..."

An example of Evil Eye Chuunibyou:
"Don't take that bandana off my left wrist. It's sealing an evil spirit inside me and if you take it off I may go berserk."
"Dude, calm down. You just have chuunibyou."