Definitions by curtis meyer

Commie cake 

A nickname for red velvet cake. ("Red" as in "Communism." "Velvet" as in "Revolution." ) Compare to "moo juice" for milk.

"I am loving the cream cheese icing on this commie cake!"

Commie cake by Curtis Meyer April 5, 2010

Snortle

A laugh so enthusiastic it induces snorting.

Listening to Bill Hicks always makes me snortle.

Snortle by curtis meyer March 6, 2010

Swagnificence 

n.- An air possessed by one of equal part swagger and magnificence. (One who possesses this trait is "swagnificent.")

"The air Liberace is so revered comes in part from his air of swagnificence."

Swagnificence by curtis meyer February 13, 2010

Sucktacular 

v. - The antithesis of spectacular.

"Wow, that new Ke$ha song is sucktacular."

Sucktacular by curtis meyer February 13, 2010

Sucksational 

v.- The antithesis of sensational.

"Ratings for this past season of the program have been sucksational."

Sucksational by curtis meyer February 13, 2010

Atlas Syndrome 

The condition of dealing with constant burden; Comes from Atlas, the titan in Grekk mythology who literally carried the world on his shoulders.

I tried my best to get Jerry out of the house and distract him from getting fired and losing his girlfriend, but he was too preoccupied with his Atlas Syndrome.

Atlas Syndrome by Curtis Meyer November 14, 2009

Scrabose 

Having an extensive vocabulary, typically of words up to eight letters in length, that proves beneficial when competing in games of Scrabble. (Comes from "Verbose"; See also: "Scrabosity.")

I don't want to play Scrabble with Brandan - he's way too scrabose an opponent.

Scrabose by Curtis meyer November 13, 2009