69 definitions by criostoirhulme
A user name is used on sites where people post messages. I find the user name tends to cause a state of chaos. On some sites there are photographs as well as a user name causing total chaos. I jump to irrational conclusions when two people look alike - " Are they role playing ? " I wonder.
My user name is shown below.
by criostoirhulme August 6, 2005
I met a beautiful woman, to whom I had lost my heart the first time I met her, after
a six week gap with no word. I asked why she had not been in touch and she said " I calli "
If I may I would like to dedicate this to a close friend, who if she reads this will recognise herself
a six week gap with no word. I asked why she had not been in touch and she said " I calli "
If I may I would like to dedicate this to a close friend, who if she reads this will recognise herself
by criostoirhulme August 14, 2005
orgasmic incorporated industriousness
The sexspecialist and I heard footsteps on the stairs and the rhymical functioning of our oii ceased due to the employees of the company being made redundant and having to be laid off immediately
by criostoirhulme August 8, 2005
divisions never unified
by criostoirhulme August 5, 2005
A Merry Christmas To All Our Readers
amctaor ( as in the definition above) was spotted by a man emptying his bowels in a public toilet. As he had not purchased his morning newspaper at the time he read all comments written on the toilet door - a pastime in which most of us have indulged at one time or another.
by criostoirhulme August 10, 2005
The sexspecialist and I had an abch - rock hard and in perfect position with her legs firmly clamped around me and using them to pull me further into her. Oh all you men should try this one at home with the woman in your life.
by criostoirhulme August 14, 2005