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Definitions by creep guy ie

closet-hobby 

A hobby that makes one feel ashamed or embarrassed.
Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?
closet-hobby by creep guy ie April 3, 2011
Slang for yourself. It means your bad self.
Hood: What ya doin' wit yabadself?

Upstart: Law school.

Hood: WORD.
yabadself by creep guy ie April 3, 2011
Acronym for cash on deck.
I’m such a down homey, it’s like having C.O.D.: I get what I want without money. People are eager and enthusiastic to due/do favors for me.
C.O.D. by creep guy ie March 8, 2011

man cunt 

Derogatory term for man pussy (i.e., gay man’s butt)—used to offend.
Example I:

Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.

Roommate: WHAT? That isn’t me.

Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has crap and dried cum in it.

Example II:

SCENE: Gay club
(Patron walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannies’ salad in the handicap stall.)

Patron: Look at you—lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong and chaps. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?

Cowboy: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. GO AWAY.
man cunt by creep guy ie March 8, 2011
(aka ks) A penis that is so big that it makes his legs looks small and skinny
Example I:

There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I had to posted up on my kickstand until I got one.

Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)

Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
Kickstand by creep guy ie March 8, 2011
(aka ks) A penis that is so big that it makes his legs looks small and skinny
Example I:

There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I posted up on my kickstand until I got one.

Example II:

SCENE: Crowded Public Bus

(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)

Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
kickstand by creep guy ie March 8, 2011
verb

To thrust—as hard as physically possible—your partner while having sex (i.e., pussy, anal and mouth).
Example I:
Rugged Rod smashed her so hard that her head went through the wall and she couldn’t walk for a few days.
Example II:
Her face got smashed so hard that she couldn't breathe.
smash by creep guy ie February 22, 2011