Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?
by creep guy ie April 03, 2011
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There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I posted up on my kickstand until I got one.
Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)
Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I posted up on my kickstand until I got one.
Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)
Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
by creep guy ie March 08, 2011
Get the kickstand mug.I’m such a down homey, it’s like having C.O.D.: I get what I want without money. People are eager and enthusiastic to due/do favors for me.
by creep guy ie March 08, 2011
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Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.
Raul: WHAT? That wasn’t me.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has shit and dried cum in it.
Example II:
SCENE:Gay club
(Raul walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannie's salad in the restroom stall.)
Raul: Look at you lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong, chaps and cowboy boots. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?
Gay bar patron: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. Go away.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.
Raul: WHAT? That wasn’t me.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has shit and dried cum in it.
Example II:
SCENE:Gay club
(Raul walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannie's salad in the restroom stall.)
Raul: Look at you lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong, chaps and cowboy boots. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?
Gay bar patron: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. Go away.
by creep guy ie February 21, 2011
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There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I had to posted up on my kickstand until I got one.
Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)
Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I had to posted up on my kickstand until I got one.
Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)
Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
by creep guy ie March 08, 2011
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To thrust—as hard as physically possible—your partner while having sex (i.e., pussy, anal and mouth).
To thrust—as hard as physically possible—your partner while having sex (i.e., pussy, anal and mouth).
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Rugged Rod smashed her so hard that her head went through the wall and she couldn’t walk for a few days.
Example II:
Her face got smashed so hard that she couldn't breathe.
Rugged Rod smashed her so hard that her head went through the wall and she couldn’t walk for a few days.
Example II:
Her face got smashed so hard that she couldn't breathe.
by creep guy ie February 22, 2011
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