Definitions by creep guy ie
closet-hobby
closet-hobby by creep guy ie April 3, 2011
man cunt
Example I:
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.
Roommate: WHAT? That isn’t me.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has crap and dried cum in it.
Example II:
SCENE: Gay club
(Patron walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannies’ salad in the handicap stall.)
Patron: Look at you—lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong and chaps. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?
Cowboy: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. GO AWAY.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.
Roommate: WHAT? That isn’t me.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has crap and dried cum in it.
Example II:
SCENE: Gay club
(Patron walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannies’ salad in the handicap stall.)
Patron: Look at you—lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong and chaps. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?
Cowboy: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. GO AWAY.
man cunt by creep guy ie March 8, 2011
Kickstand
Example I:
There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I had to posted up on my kickstand until I got one.
Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)
Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I had to posted up on my kickstand until I got one.
Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)
Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
Kickstand by creep guy ie March 8, 2011
kickstand
Example I:
There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I posted up on my kickstand until I got one.
Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)
Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I posted up on my kickstand until I got one.
Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)
Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
kickstand by creep guy ie March 8, 2011
smash
verb
To thrust—as hard as physically possible—your partner while having sex (i.e., pussy, anal and mouth).
To thrust—as hard as physically possible—your partner while having sex (i.e., pussy, anal and mouth).
Example I:
Rugged Rod smashed her so hard that her head went through the wall and she couldn’t walk for a few days.
Example II:
Her face got smashed so hard that she couldn't breathe.
Rugged Rod smashed her so hard that her head went through the wall and she couldn’t walk for a few days.
Example II:
Her face got smashed so hard that she couldn't breathe.
smash by creep guy ie February 22, 2011