merced-out

To kill or beat someone within an inch of their life.

Also, to snuff or whipe someone/something out with one hit.

The kid with the pink skully got merced out.

He merced-out my sour patch kids because I was giving him the crook eye.

by crash February 25, 2004

rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)

dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.

by crash December 22, 2004

stick

(V) The act of hitting

I swear if he gets in my face ima stick him right in his shit

by Crash May 13, 2005

hamburger meat

term used by the less intelligent in place of ground beef, round, chuck, or sirloin.

Yo, ahs needs some hamburger meat tah go wid dis taco bread.

by crash December 05, 2003

dephaperana

a person whose insanity is exceeded only by their rampent sex drive.

That girl is such a dephaperana. Just look at her go.

by Crash June 09, 2004

birfday

mispronunciation of birthday, used by those who talk like they have a load of shit in their mouths

Yo yo yo, it mah birfday! Less go git some taco bre, hamburger meat, an some Slice!

by crash December 05, 2003

taco bread

a white flour tortilla

Yo, it mah birfday! Less go an git us some hamburger meat, taco bread, an some Slice!

by crash December 05, 2003