crapper mcgee's definitions

gideons

A secretive group of people that place Bibles in hotel rooms. Since no-one has ever actually seen a gideon, it is believed that they started out as outcast ninjas the had embraced christianity. Government programs concentrating on capturing and studying gideons have so far been unsuccessful.

"I'm gonna call the reception and tell them I'm don't have a bible in my room, maybe I'll get lucky and see a gideon".

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

humans

The doom of this planet.

"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

bolt-on

Breast implants/female with breast implants

"Whoa! That's some serious bolt-ons!" or "She's an obvious bolt-on."

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

Above snakes

If a person is "above snakes", he/she is still alive and kicking.

"Peter pulled a hardcore stunt, but thankfully he's still above snakes" or "Never thought she'd make it, but she's above snakes".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

bottom feeder

A person who has more or less failed in life and is at peace with it.

"He's a no-good bottom feeder!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

khakis

Slang/mispronounciation of "car keys".

"Gimme the khakis, I'm outta here!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

buzz

To leave, to get away form your current situation.

"Give me the khakis, I'm buzzin'!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004