sad sack of shit

Sorry ass wimp ass pathetic piece of crap. Man with a dead fish handshake who walks with his shoulders slumped and talks in a whiney voice, slightly feminized and very fearful of confrontation.
Bill: "There's Mike, moping around like lost his only friend. I can't believe how he rolls over every time Eddie steals his lunch money."

Jack: "What a sad sack of shit."
by Crapholio August 13, 2005
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Lake Havascrew

Nickname for Lake Havasu in Arizona. A popular spring break destination for west coast college students where they go out on a boat, get drunk, and screw.
Dad: "Son, you going to Lake Havascrew
for spring break?"
Son: "Of course Dad."
Dad: "Don't forget to wrap up."
Son: "Why?"
Dad: "I don't want you coming home with
a bunch of ulcers and warts on
your junk like I did when I was
your age."
by Crapholio August 29, 2005
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fandango

A bitch-ass great album by ZZ Topp from 1975. The first half of the album was recorded live in New Orleans.
Fandango was pure ZZ Topp, before they sold out to MTV in the early 80's.
by Crapholio July 21, 2005
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anal holocaust

To dump a load so big that it forms a pyramid several inches above the toilet's water line, often has the consistency of cement fresh from the cement truck. Can also be molten lava that explodes from your asshole, spraying the underside of the toilet seat. The horrible smell causes paint to peel off the bathroom walls and all of the house plants to wilt.
That poor bastard who walked into men's room nearly asphyxiated from the horrific smell of my anal holocaust.
by crapholio August 21, 2005
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Murder one

Ted just got convicted of murder one, now he's going to ride the lighning.
by Crapholio September 01, 2005
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