anal holocaust

To dump a load so big that it forms a pyramid several inches above the toilet's water line, often has the consistency of cement fresh from the cement truck. Can also be molten lava that explodes from your asshole, spraying the underside of the toilet seat. The horrible smell causes paint to peel off the bathroom walls and all of the house plants to wilt.

That poor bastard who walked into men's room nearly asphyxiated from the horrific smell of my anal holocaust.

by crapholio July 25, 2005

fandango

A bitch-ass great album by ZZ Topp from 1975. The first half of the album was recorded live in New Orleans.

Fandango was pure ZZ Topp, before they sold out to MTV in the early 80's.

by Crapholio July 07, 2005

Rosie O'Fat

That annoying fat-ass slob dyke who used to have her own magazine and TV show, otherwise known as Rosie O'Donnell.

When Rosie O'Fat used to do stand up comedy on VH1 I wrote her a letter that said: "Rosie, eat a bag of shit, you suck."

by crapholio August 11, 2005

hole

Jail or Prison. Where you get sent when you do bad things.

I had to spend some time in the hole for snatching that bitches purse.

by Crapholio August 10, 2005

animal beer

Different brands of cheap ass beer with pictures of different wild animals on their cans, eg: Schmidt, Buckhorn, and Rheinlander. I don't know if they even brew this shit any more.

All that animal beer last night gave me the beer shits.

by Crapholio August 13, 2005