whacks

n. masturbation, usually used in conjunction with 'run'.

Luck always runs whacks in the shower.

by Craig March 15, 2005

Shit job

An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.

Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.

Every job I've been in

by Craig September 07, 2004

strapped

To equip ones self with one or more firearms.

See: heated

Also see: Balla Too understand the definition.



Example:

'Yo, man, you're gonna need to go get strapped up before we take out those Balla Shit!'

by Craig January 01, 2005

lousie

a person called lousie

lousie is a person called louise

by craig April 14, 2005

clackerwhacker

A term for an inexperienced gay male 'top'.

I met this great guy last night and took him home. He told me he had never fucked another guy before. I told him not to worry. I bent down and spread my cheeks and he tried to stick his cock up my arse but his lack of experience showed, as it took him several attempts to get it in the hole. He was a clackerwhacker!

by Craig October 10, 2004

professor x

A member of the hip hop group, X Clan

Professor X raps with X Clan.

by Craig April 08, 2005

brew city

slang for Milwaukee, WI

Yo, that dude is from Brew City.

by Craig September 26, 2004