Definitions by cpoc

cracks in the ceiling panels 

In the male (and possibly female) restrooms of high schools, cheap ceiling panels can be pushed aside. This allows students to climb up into the ceiling (usually by using the handles in the handi-capped stall) where they can smoke weed during lunch. Should not be attempted by students over 300 pounds.

"Dude! There's people in the ceiling!"
"Cracks in the ceiling panels, man. Cracks in the ceiling panels."

cracks in the ceiling panels by cpoc December 9, 2003

cheeseburger 

A young caucasian male with horrible acne. Every word that comes out of his mouth pisses you off and he acts like a dumbass all the time. The proper greeting for this type of individual is to say "Ch-ch-ch-cheese-bur-ger!" in the same style that 50 Cent says G-Unit.

"What's up, dog?"
"Shut the fuck up, cheeseburger."

cheeseburger by cpoc December 5, 2003

The Schlagpole 

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."

The Schlagpole by cpoc December 5, 2003

fo' shacka my cracka 

Phrase conveying agreement used in suburban high schools in predominantly white communities.

"I think we should go bowling with other white people."
"Fo' shacka my cracka."

fo' shacka my cracka by cpoc December 4, 2003