Definitions by coveted seed

The moon 

Just because it’s cheese, doesn’t mean you should eat it. It expired a long time ago.

Cause of death: ate the moon after expiration date.

The moon by coveted seed September 14, 2022

WTF 

Wednesday Thursday Friday

Sunday Monday Tuesday WTF Saturday.

WTF by coveted seed September 14, 2022

I’m gay. 

The two hardest words to say.

“Mom, I’m gay.” *passes out*

I’m gay. by coveted seed September 14, 2022

Socialization 

Oh god no please noooo NOOOOOO!!!!

Socialization in a nutshell

Friend: “Hi!”
You: *has panic attack*

Socialization by coveted seed September 3, 2022

Boogogalosagosafis 

If you cannot find the right thing to say, use this word. Its part of speech is “other”, making this one of the most versatile words ever. Often used to fill the awkward silence.

When approaching her crush, Jane froze up and couldn’t find the right words to say. After a few seconds of awkwardness, she just said “Boogogalosagosafis”, to get a conversation going.

Boogogalosagosafis by coveted seed September 3, 2022