cornholio's definitions

gibbone

A crude, inept person

The plumbers who came to fix the leak were a pair of gibbones.

by Cornholio September 27, 2003

syph

Syphilis

He came back from Tangier with a bad case a da syph.

by Cornholio October 22, 2003

digitus impudicus

{The finger; a gesture using the middle finger to simulate a penis, and the remaining finger, testicles. From the Latin.

After popping a surprise quiz on us, the Latin master displayed a digitus impudicus, hopped into his MG, and peeled off to bugger the boys' choir

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Icky

East Coast equivalent of yucky

Her navel lint was icky.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

The Promise

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens

I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.

by cornholio October 4, 2003

SOD

As a verb, "screw" (probably up the ass); "to hell with ____"

Sod the Frogs!

by cornholio October 9, 2003