no-nuts

Letterally, a male with no testicles; metaphorically, a chicken-shit little motherfucker
That little no-nuts was one of the ten dwarves vying for the Presidency
by cornholio October 16, 2003
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limerick

A verse form, often humorous and generally off-color or obscene, as:

"Then up spoke the Bey of Algiers,
And said to his harem, 'My dears,
'Tho' you may think it odd of me,
I've given up sodomy.
Tonight there'll be fucking! (Loud cheers).
They were just a bunch of drunken Oxford dons, spouting limericks.
by cornholio October 12, 2003
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twelve step program

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever
Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes
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Irish twins

Children, born in succession within one year
They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.
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hymie

A mildly pejorative term for Jews, made famous by Jesse Jackson
We're on our way to Kennedy Airport in Hymietown.
by Cornholio September 30, 2003
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son-of-a-bitch

(1) A mean, nasty, disreputable person; literally son of a female dog, or by analogy a whore; thus, presumably a bastard; also (2) an intensifier
(1) That son-of-a-bitch of a gym teacher made me do 25 pushups and called me a sissy; (2) We got out of the car it started raining like a son-of-a-bitch
by cornholio October 12, 2003
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stump humper

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant
Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night
by cornholio November 23, 2004
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