Tutt

ugly kid

luke

by cornholio October 24, 2003

Irish twins

Children, born in succession within one year

They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

hymie

A mildly pejorative term for Jews, made famous by Jesse Jackson

We're on our way to Kennedy Airport in Hymietown.

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

son-of-a-bitch

(1) A mean, nasty, disreputable person; literally son of a female dog, or by analogy a whore; thus, presumably a bastard; also (2) an intensifier

(1) That son-of-a-bitch of a gym teacher made me do 25 pushups and called me a sissy; (2) We got out of the car it started raining like a son-of-a-bitch

by cornholio October 12, 2003

stump humper

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant

Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night

by cornholio November 23, 2004

petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

by Cornholio November 03, 2003

no-nuts

Letterally, a male with no testicles; metaphorically, a chicken-shit little motherfucker

That little no-nuts was one of the ten dwarves vying for the Presidency

by cornholio October 16, 2003