cornholio's definitions

eeyazow talk

A form of Pig Latin.

In Eeyazow talk, "when in the course of human events" becomes "weeyazen eeyazin theeazee keeyazorce eeyazuv heeyazyuman eeyazavents".

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

butt-crack

Cleavage between the glutei maximi; the Anal Valley

With the new navel-revealing fashions, teeny boppers have to wax their butt-cracks as well as their bushes

by cornholio October 6, 2003

roman

Euphemism for sadistic sex, used in sex ads.

Straight fucking only, no Greek, Roman, or French

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

horse's ass

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

colonel

Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, Col. Harlan Sanders

I'm so hungry! Let's go see the Colonel!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

pratt street

A Oneway Motherfucker

You are such a Pratt Street.

by cornholio January 14, 2004

hoosegow

Calabozo; jail; from Sp. "juzgado"

There were six drunks in the cell when I was in the hoosegow last weekend.

by cornholio October 14, 2003