Definitions by cornholio

cookie pusher 

An effete type, given to dainty entertainments; a diplomat, pejoratively.

I went to the cocktail party; nothing but cookie-pushers talking about the Norman Mailer

cookie pusher by cornholio October 14, 2003

maricon 

Passive or "bottom" homosexual. Fr. Spanish.

Yo no soy mari . . . soy capitan, soy capitan

maricon by cornholio October 14, 2003

toolies 

The boonies; Bumfuck Egypt; the middle of nowhere. From "tules" a type of wetland in Central California.

We were looking for this motel. Got lost way the hell out in the toolies.

toolies by cornholio October 13, 2003

groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.

That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.

groaner by cornholio October 13, 2003

rastafarian 

A sect, originally Jamaican, whose tenets include revering former Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie, one of whose titles was "Ras Tafari." Also rasta or rastaman.

Many reggae singers are rastafarians.

rastafarian by cornholio October 13, 2003

rummy 

George W. Bush's first Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld.

Then Rummy said, "Throw another terrorist on the fire!"

rummy by cornholio October 13, 2003

remulac 

A village in France.

We hail from Remulac, a village in France.

remulac by cornholio October 13, 2003