Definitions by corn master

turkey bandit 

One who covertly heists turkey sandwiches in the middle of the night.

"We would have some turkey sammiches for the trip, but the turkey bandit got them."

turkey bandit by corn master October 2, 2002

walnuts 

dilated veins hanging out of your turd hole that hurt real bad. hemorrhoids.

"Man, I gotta sit on this frikkin' donut thing cuz these walnuts are hangin' out my ass."

walnuts by corn master October 2, 2002

turd hole 

The hole from which dookie and poo poo come from. The butthole.

"He went up the turd hole."

turd hole by corn master October 2, 2002

pow

an ecphonesis used when some nice big ol' titties or a nice shelf type booty is spotted.

"Man, dem titteez was like, POW!."

"Man, dat ass was like, POW!

pow by corn master October 2, 2002

tigolbitties 

large breasts

"Damn, son, that bitch had some tigolbitties."

tigolbitties by corn master October 2, 2002

splat

An exclamatory term used to describe the sound a penis could possibly make if penetrating a big, fat, moist, and delicious booty hole.

"Damn, look at dat ass. Splat!"

splat by corn master October 2, 2002