corn flake's definitions

Snow dayed

phrase - whenever you get up and ready for school, drink coffee, shower, the whole shabang, then school gets cancelled and you can't go back to bed.

John: Alright, time for school.
Joe: School's cancelled.
John: Man! I can't go back to bed.
Joe: Snow dayed. Ouch.

by Corn Flake December 13, 2008

Quadruple-cat-dare

Noun- Building upon the dare series (Dare, Double Dare Triple-Dog-Dare) a Quadruple-Cat-Dare is the equivalent to 4x the amount of pressure of a regular dare.

John: I Quadruple-cat-dare you defecate on a plate and set it on the teacher's desk with a place card that says "Bon Appetit".
Jack: Deal!

by Corn Flake January 16, 2007

sexy intercourse

noun - one of Borat's terms for sex. He pronounces it seck-see in-ter-corse.

Borat: When do I gain entry to her vagin?
Dating Specialist: Her what?
Borat: You know sexy intercourse?
Dating Specialist: Oh, you want to go to bed with her?
Borat: Yes! Sexy Time! (claps hands)

by Corn Flake October 22, 2006

Tom Bergeron

some crappy television host that seems to represent 94% of ABC's program output. Hosts "Dancing with the Stars" and "America's Funniest Home Videos".

Jack: Did you see that crazy new reality show on ABC last night? It was crazy.
John: No. Who hosted it?
Jack: Tom Bergeron
John: Enough said.

by Corn Flake November 23, 2006

Those were the days

phrase used when you reminisce about the "good old days" when life was easy. Even more fun if you make it a song like Edith and Archie Bunker did in the "All in the Family" opening.

Boy the way Glen Miller played
songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us, we had it made.
Those were the days!
And you knew who you were then.
Girls were girls, and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man Herbert Hoover again.
Didn't need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the Days!

by Corn Flake January 16, 2007

Excess tax on stupidity

noun - the lottery. Some consider it the tax on stupidity because the proceeds go to the state, and only the stupid pay it.

John: I got to buy my big lotto ticket!
Jack: Oh, you have to pay your excess tax on stupidity!

by Corn Flake December 6, 2006

Phonosexual

noun- one who is obsessed with their cell phone and seems to always talk on it.

My daughter is such a phonosexual. Last night she talked to her boyfriend for 200 minutes. Thanks for hogging up the Family Share Plan bee-otch!

by Corn Flake October 5, 2006