confused cajun man's definitions

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claps*

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

Anyone up for a second CSA?

Confederate States break through from the USA. The 🇺🇸 flag is fugly.

Texas has to go first!

Anyone up for a second CSA?

by confused cajun man January 21, 2021

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before

I have no idea where these people are coming from. All these weird new people need to go back to where they came from.

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before.

i.e. WTH you’re Lebanese, what are you doing in Louisiana in the first place.

by confused cajun man January 13, 2021

My future is so bleak

I need night vision goggles. *cry*

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

Are you there?

Talking to the UD Jews

Are you there?

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

Then he got fat and died.

The easiest way to destroy someone’s reputation in a sarcastic manner after telling their life story.

Joe Biden won the presidency. Then he got fat and died.

by confused cajun man January 21, 2021

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021