I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claps*

by confused cajun man February 04, 2021

My future is so bleak

I need night vision goggles. *cry*

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

by confused cajun man February 04, 2021

Are you there?

Talking to the UD Jews

Are you there?

by confused cajun man February 04, 2021

Jewish ud editors

I have to find a woman soon or I’ll be lost forever. My future is pretty much all predetermined now.

I have limited skills. This scares me

Jewish ud editors

by confused cajun man February 03, 2021

Anyone up for a second CSA?

Confederate States break through from the USA. The 🇺🇸 flag is fugly.

Texas has to go first!

Anyone up for a second CSA?

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

by confused cajun man January 23, 2021

I’m going to be a failure

I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck

I’m going to be a failure.

by confused cajun man January 24, 2021