Definitions by cohenPirate

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??? (hmmm???) to be 'confused'

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??? by cohenPirate June 16, 2018

funny

a word to describe something that makes you laugh
a laugh is to so a sense of humor on the thing that just happened
a laugh sounds like 'ha ha ha ha!' (hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah)

john: why did the chicken cross the road?
you: um...
john: it was 'ch-air-in-te-d'
you: ha ha ha ha! you are so funny!

funny by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

smoking 

done with a harmful drug. if you do this action the result is always lung cancer. and lung cancer always translates to death.

person 1: i am gonna be smoking for a week
person 2: not a good idea
person 1: you can't tell me
(related to memes like smoke weed everyday)

smoking by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

sex 

a sexual act that involves somebody laying down and then the other person humping them. well you might ask: what is humping? well humping is a sexual act that involves the person on the person laying down and doing push-ups and putting his cock in their 'vi-gi-nuh' at the same time. well do not as much as this man in this GIF would beg you not to think about cats.

sexual person: wanna have sex
not sexual person: nope
sexual person: i will give a lolly-pop for it
not sexual person: not even for that!

sex by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 

the word you might say if the meme is dead or you are in danger

lost boi: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

computer 

wireless internal fire-powered item

computer nerd: i got my super-power-w-i-f-i-computer
English nerd: wow a wireless internal fire-powered item so splendid!
computer nerd: it only cost 50$
English nerd: OK...
computer nerd: PC computer i am using and i also have a laptop computer

computer by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

tsunami (sue-nah-me) 

a giant wave that can wipe out lots of land

"a tsunami (sue-nah-me)! ):"

tsunami (sue-nah-me) by cohenPirate June 15, 2018