Definitions by cohenPirate

??? 

??? (hmmm???) to be 'confused'

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??? by cohenPirate June 16, 2018

funny

a word to describe something that makes you laugh
a laugh is to so a sense of humor on the thing that just happened
a laugh sounds like 'ha ha ha ha!' (hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah)

john: why did the chicken cross the road?
you: um...
john: it was 'ch-air-in-te-d'
you: ha ha ha ha! you are so funny!

funny by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

smoking 

done with a harmful drug. if you do this action the result is always lung cancer. and lung cancer always translates to death.

person 1: i am gonna be smoking for a week
person 2: not a good idea
person 1: you can't tell me
(related to memes like smoke weed everyday)

smoking by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 

the word you might say if the meme is dead or you are in danger

lost boi: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

sex 

a sexual act that involves somebody laying down and then the other person humping them. well you might ask: what is humping? well humping is a sexual act that involves the person on the person laying down and doing push-ups and putting his cock in their 'vi-gi-nuh' at the same time. well do not as much as this man in this GIF would beg you not to think about cats.

sexual person: wanna have sex
not sexual person: nope
sexual person: i will give a lolly-pop for it
not sexual person: not even for that!

sex by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

computer 

wireless internal fire-powered item

computer nerd: i got my super-power-w-i-f-i-computer
English nerd: wow a wireless internal fire-powered item so splendid!
computer nerd: it only cost 50$
English nerd: OK...
computer nerd: PC computer i am using and i also have a laptop computer

computer by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

tsunami (sue-nah-me) 

a giant wave that can wipe out lots of land

"a tsunami (sue-nah-me)! ):"

tsunami (sue-nah-me) by cohenPirate June 15, 2018