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cigamaret

Hand-rolled cigarettes often rolled by underage smokers, made with tobacco, but cut with herbs like mint, raspberry leaves, and even catnip to save money and 'baccy. Kind of like crab spelled with a "K."
I ran out of Newports and Marlboros last night, but I can spare you a cigamaret rolled with tobacco from cig butts and a nice shaking of kitchen herbs!
by coffee_by_the_pot March 30, 2021
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Troy, New York

A former milling town turned toxic dump that some people still call a city for some reason. Full of white wannabe gangsters and people who mistakenly think they can start a profitable business there.
Person 1: Where can I get those pills on the low-low?

Person 2: Just ask any mediocre SoundCloud rapper! I can get someone to deliver!
Person 1: Where you from by the way?
Person 2: I'm in Clifton Park, but I can already tell that you're from Troy, New York.
Person 1: So you can have someone.......

Person 2: Yuuuck... Not worth it... FUUUUCK that... Just no... (hangs up)
by coffee_by_the_pot April 11, 2021
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Paul Smith’s College

A college like no other in the heart of the Adirondacks. A very beautiful campus on which almost everyone smokes marijuana and gets drunk on a Friday night.
I’m going off to Paul Smith’s College (pot smoker’s college) for four years.
by coffee_by_the_pot May 30, 2022
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Baloofa

Where a morbidly obese person’s hanging belly meets their FUPA and looks like a huge balloon of fat.
Damn the lady on that mobility scooter has a baloofa if I’ve ever seen one!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 26, 2022
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APCSD

The school district of Averill Park, New York where students can scream the N-Word and not get in trouble. Here, you will see fifteen-year-olds making bank by growing their own cannabis in the woods.
If the APCSD cooking ladies don't have that speedbag arm fat, you know your lunchtime munchies will be ruined by shitty food!
by coffee_by_the_pot June 8, 2021
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Fupa Troopa

A slang term for a state police officer. Often thought of as offensive by the "blue lives matter" crowd (Blue lives do NOT exist! Blue is merely the color of a fucking jacket!).
Driver: I have to watch my speed because there's a fupa troopa up ahead!
State trooper: On the side of the road
Driver: Goes 60 in a 45 zone
State trooper: Wheee whoooo wheeeee whoooooo!!!!!!!!! (Lights flashing)
Driver: GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!
State trooper: PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!!!!!!!
by coffee_by_the_pot June 14, 2021
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Mammoth Man Milkers

This term describes an abnormally large amount of breast tissue on a man.
God daaaaamn that guy's like 400 ass pounds and he has some mammoth man milkers!
by coffee_by_the_pot November 27, 2021
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