coffee_by_the_pot's definitions

Fupa Troopa

A slang term for a state police officer. Often thought of as offensive by the "blue lives matter" crowd (Blue lives do NOT exist! Blue is merely the color of a fucking jacket!).

Driver: I have to watch my speed because there's a fupa troopa up ahead!
State trooper: On the side of the road
Driver: Goes 60 in a 45 zone
State trooper: Wheee whoooo wheeeee whoooooo!!!!!!!!! (Lights flashing)
Driver: GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!
State trooper: PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!!!!!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot June 14, 2021

Mammoth Man Milkers

This term describes an abnormally large amount of breast tissue on a man.

God daaaaamn that guy's like 400 ass pounds and he has some mammoth man milkers!

by coffee_by_the_pot November 27, 2021

McLovin Supreme

An independent basement rapper from Upstate New York known for provocative lyrics and an emo-rap-leaning style

I got friendzoned and couldn’t get through a McLovin Supreme album without feeling a deep sense of relatability

by coffee_by_the_pot November 2, 2023

APCSD

The school district of Averill Park, New York where students can scream the N-Word and not get in trouble. Here, you will see fifteen-year-olds making bank by growing their own cannabis in the woods.

If the APCSD cooking ladies don't have that speedbag arm fat, you know your lunchtime munchies will be ruined by shitty food!

by coffee_by_the_pot June 8, 2021

FUPA-bitch

There's decent and respectful/respectable overweight people, and then there's FUPA-bitches. These people only care about their own opinion and putting down others because they have their own downfalls.

Damn, that FUPA-bitch has been yelling at me in the middle of the Target clothing section or five whole minutes now!

by coffee_by_the_pot March 21, 2021

Chicken's Pickins

An adjective to describe a place in which there is a large amount of useful discarded items that you can salvage. This is similar to how a chicken or group of chickens pick(s) at the ground to find insects to eat.

Hey man, check out 123 Anyplace Road! They're having a yard sale and the free stuff section is like chicken's pickins!

by coffee_by_the_pot July 6, 2021

cigamaret

Hand-rolled cigarettes often rolled by underage smokers, made with tobacco, but cut with herbs like mint, raspberry leaves, and even catnip to save money and 'baccy. Kind of like crab spelled with a "K."

I ran out of Newports and Marlboros last night, but I can spare you a cigamaret rolled with tobacco from cig butts and a nice shaking of kitchen herbs!

by coffee_by_the_pot March 30, 2021