cocosantango's definitions

Ice Climber

When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.

After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

herpesgonosyphillaids

A deadly combination of sexually transmitted diseases.

I wouldn't have sex with her in a million years, I'll end up catching herpesgonosyphillaids.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Double Roller

A bowel movement that requires more than one roll of toilet paper.

Last time I ate that many chili dogs I had a double roller.

by CocoSantango September 2, 2010

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

Ghost Raping

Informing someone that you'll be masturbating at a later time while thinking about them.

This hot bartender was a complete bitch to me, so I told her I was going to be ghost raping her later.

by CocoSantango August 21, 2011

Baby Bird Skin

Someone who is so light skinned, that they are almost translucent much like a baby bird.

Michael is so white that I can see his veins, he's a real baby bird skin.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Wiener Whistler

A gay slur.

That Richard Simmons guy is a real wiener whistler.

by CocoSantango January 26, 2011