cletus's definitions

core

The lesser form of hardcore, someone who neither has a lot of courage/balls or no courage at all.

Hey guys, I went mountain biking. I told you I was core.

by Cletus August 21, 2003

wichyadigya

term used by hillbillies to ask if you brought something with you

"You didn't bring your truck wichyadigya?"

by Cletus January 24, 2005

suburban dictionary

Dictionary lacking an index; usually short enough not to require one.

Dre: Yo Webster, where the index at?
Webster: Son, calm down. The dictionary you are using is rather abriged. I do believe there is no need for an index in your suburban dictionary.

by Cletus September 24, 2003

stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.

Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.

by Cletus September 14, 2003

cosmixmaster

A person with no life who likes to pretend he's witty by calling people gay a whole bunch and believes that Movie Comics is actually a good comic. In other words, a total and absolute blithering moron.

Cosmixmaster is dumb.

by Cletus June 15, 2003

tooter

The sweet loving and caring poop shoot of all people, animals, and things to grace this green earth

Yo man you shut yo toof before i kick you in yo tooter!

by Cletus February 27, 2003

a blonder

Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

Dude, you're such a blonder!

by Cletus November 30, 2003