claire's definitions

HABs

(A group of) husbands and boyfriends. See WAGs.

England's HABs used the presence of their WAGs in Germany as an excuse for their poor showing in the 2006 World Cup, when really they just played shit.

by Claire September 1, 2006

Wiik

Last name of a serious fag. Especially those with the name "Erik".

Torolf Wiik sucks dick.

by Claire October 10, 2003

heya

A greeting to one of your friends that you know extremely well
An example in an online conversation would be:

Person1: heya louie what's up?
Person2: not much claire

by Claire December 20, 2003

cheaper than fast food

Something that sux i.e. being taken advantage of

He just blew me off. That's cheaper than fast food.

by Claire July 21, 2003

bum cloud

To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)

pwoooh man... did you let out a bum cloud?

by Claire January 18, 2004

Mafia

A term used to describe people who are outside of the law and profiting themselves. A few great examples of these people would be Al Capone, Momo (Sam Giancana), and of course Vito Corleone (The Godfather). If you belong to the mafia you are a mafioso or a mobster!

Do you work for the mafia?
The mafia owns almost everything in the world.
The mafia kills off people that are considered bad.

by Claire May 18, 2004

cun

a woman's body parts or when a guy grabs or makes fun or shows her body

that girl is such a cun i kno it. dude, i im going to cun that babe tonight.

by Claire October 12, 2003