claire's definitions

noot

fanny fart

"Stop nooting."

by claire January 19, 2004

nonsuch park

An enchanting area of natural beauty, found in Cheam, Surrey. Nonsuch Park (also known as "np") is the home to a charming mansion house and acres of delightful lawns, gardens, woodlands and muddy bogs.

Negative points include the fact that perverts hide in the bushes near Nonsuch School, and pikeys sometimes hang out in the bits towards North Cheam.

"Shall we go for a walk in np?"
"Yay!"

by claire January 19, 2004

straddle

to place both legs around something, as you would when riding a horse.

"gee, he's hot, i'd straddle him any day!"

by Claire January 27, 2004

iono

when you cant be bothered saying or typing i dont know. commonly used by everyday aussie teenagers

person1: so how do you do... blah blah blah
person2: iono y ask me

by claire January 29, 2004

crave

someone who skreams at a ballbag and gets excited when they dance in a green anorak

nikki's a crave

nikki craves matt

by claire February 9, 2004

crash

1.to sleep
2. to stay at someone elses house for the night

1. "Dude, i'm going to go crash. See you later"
2. "Is it okay if I crash here?"

by claire March 3, 2003

slutacious

a fine female who can wear anything and look bangin. usually has a nice ass and a nice pair of boobs.can also seduce any guy into doing things with/to her.

(Guy)"Damn girl, you are slutacious!" *girl pulls guy to her and starts making out with him*

by Claire March 28, 2003