citronic 's definitions

guttered

when you are ultimately shamed out or down. mainly used for commenting on someone else's failure.

jess: did you hear how jack fell down the hill?
joel: guttered, man.

by Citronic July 12, 2009

gay in theory

when a person often does a stereotyped gay thing to their sex, but isn't actually gay themselves.

he's into singstar, doesn't mind shopping and puts down the toilet seat. he isn't gay, just gay in theory.

"did jack just say he's getting into interior decorating?"
"don't worry about it... he's just gay in theory."

by Citronic January 28, 2009

summertime

The correct answer to the question "What time is it?".

What time is it?
Summertime
It's our vacation
What time is it?
Party time
That's right, say it loud - High School Musical 2.

by Citronic December 9, 2007

Funny Word

A word so funny, that it shall not be mentioned by its true name... CUM

“Funny word is funny... but I can’t say what it is because they are watching us”

by citronic April 30, 2021

exit only

a way to explain that you are one and only, heterosexual.

Todd: So, you doing anything tonight?
Jack: Hey, man, sorry, but see this? -points at butt- Exit only.

by Citronic July 20, 2008

ultimate shame

The act of putting a sticker on a person's back without the victim noticing. You then call 'ultimate shame' and laugh childishly behind their back. The aim is to make it stay as long as you can.

The more common stickers are the small fruit ones, found on apples, bananas etc...

Courtney peeled the nectarine sticker off carefully and lightly patted Simon on the back. This resulted in her calling 'ultimate shame' and the rest of her friends laughing. Simon just felt confused.

by Citronic December 9, 2008

traintracks

n. when you have braces on the top and bottom row of your teeth, giving the wearer the look of having mini traintracks running through their mouth.

the gaps between your teeth are the bars and your braces are the tracks.

rebecca: guess who's getting traintracks?
courtney: who?
rebecca: simon! he's also going to the same orthodontist as me!
courtney: doesn't mei go to that one too?
rebecca: oh, whoops...

by Citronic January 3, 2009