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cannt

the word when illiterate or ignorant people can't decide between 'can't' or 'cannot'.
could also be a typo, but many prefer to use the first in order to be superior.

some people even have the nerve to write cann't. just as bad.
sometimes, people just cannt spell right.
that's how it is born.
by Citronic October 12, 2007
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gay in theory

when a person often does a stereotyped gay thing to their sex, but isn't actually gay themselves.
he's into singstar, doesn't mind shopping and puts down the toilet seat. he isn't gay, just gay in theory.

"did jack just say he's getting into interior decorating?"
"don't worry about it... he's just gay in theory."
by Citronic January 28, 2009
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kiwi dip

the two only needed ingredients are simple as and it's easy to make.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.
how phone calls to mum from nz ex-pats usually end.

steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.
by Citronic July 12, 2009
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basketboy

one who devotes his life to the rim. he MUST be the best.
Liam bounced the ball several times, before executing a perfect layup.

He is... Basketboy.
by Citronic January 5, 2009
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traintracks

n. when you have braces on the top and bottom row of your teeth, giving the wearer the look of having mini traintracks running through their mouth.

the gaps between your teeth are the bars and your braces are the tracks.
rebecca: guess who's getting traintracks?
courtney: who?
rebecca: simon! he's also going to the same orthodontist as me!
courtney: doesn't mei go to that one too?
rebecca: oh, whoops...
by Citronic January 3, 2009
mugGet the traintracksmug.

Funny Word

A word so funny, that it shall not be mentioned by its true name... CUM
“Funny word is funny... but I can’t say what it is because they are watching us”
by citronic April 30, 2021
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canceled

This word is blatantly bolded, as it bluntly tells you your entry was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.
'SUBMISSION CANCELED.
Your submission was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.'

"What, the? They didn't even spell it right!"
by Citronic December 10, 2007
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