To be incredibly overrated and so bad at defending in football that you have to grab your opponent’s cock to stop them from scoring against you.
Charlie was about to score a goal, but Alex grabbed him by the cock and knocked him down in the box. Alex is such a Joe Gomez
by citeh citeh citeh September 24, 2020
Former frontman of Attack Attack! and Of Mice and Men that a lot of people looked up to for saving their lives through his music, but recently has fallen out of popularity due to claims that he had raped 15 different women.
by citeh citeh citeh June 13, 2020
Another large plague brought to you and promoted by scene kids, but this time it's on YouTube. My Digital Escape consists of 7 famous YouTubers that originally had the intention of making videos to help angsty scene kids with their problems, but ended up making pointless videos of them acting like 5 year olds. Most of these members are YouTubers in their late teens and early twenties, who still haven't moved on from their 14 year old emo and scene phase. This YouTube group also led to the downfall and irrelevance of BryanStars, who stopped doing interviews for the glory of getting more views of My Digital Escape.
Stupid Scene Kid: ERMERGERD MY DIGITAL ESCAPE IS THE BEST THING EVER! JOHNNIE GUILBERT AND BRYANSTARS HELP ME SO MUCH!
Someone who understands: Shut the fuck up! My Digital Escape is pointless and is the reason Bryan sold out!
Someone who understands: Shut the fuck up! My Digital Escape is pointless and is the reason Bryan sold out!
by citeh citeh citeh February 02, 2016
The best midfielder in the world. There shouldn’t be a debate because that man can see anything and carries Man City on his back. The only people who don’t agree are United fans that are trying to get likes and retweets on Football Twitter
It shouldn’t be a debate that Kevin De Bruyne is the best midfielder in the world, but a bunch of United football Twitter virgins disagree
by citeh citeh citeh September 24, 2020
A very successful Catalan Football Manager, who prefers an attacking style of football. He spent much of his playing career at FC Barcelona. His managerial career started off with Barca’s B team and then their first team from 2008-2012, where he won countless of domestic and European titles. From 2013-2016, he managed FC Bayern Munich and dominated the Bundesliga. Now, Guardiola is currently managing Manchester City and working towards their first European title. Although only having won domestic titles in Manchester, Guardiola has broken numerous records with the club.
by citeh citeh citeh November 25, 2018
A kick ass post-hardcore band from Los Angeles. They signed to Fearless Records in 2015 and currently only have one EP out called "Aren't You Glad?" that came out in early 2016. They're also a hell of a band to see live, because of the amount of energy they have on stage that leads them to put on an amazing performance. Fun fact: their guitarist, KJ, helped Crown the Empire work on their latest album.
by citeh citeh citeh August 04, 2016
Randy is well.... one of the most interesting characters on South Park. The best way to describe Randy is that he is a wildcard and you never know what you will get with him. Initially, he was just a geologist, but as the show has continued to go on, Randy has pursued multiple adventures.
Some of Randy’s adventures include:
Being teen pop sensation Lorde
Becoming a Food Network star
Setting the record for largest crap ever taken
Purposely getting cancer just to smoke weed
Being the Denver Broncos Coach
Becoming a successful weed farmer
Randy has done it all, and he may be an idiot and sometimes a bit of an alcoholic, but there’s no one like Randy Marsh
Some of Randy’s adventures include:
Being teen pop sensation Lorde
Becoming a Food Network star
Setting the record for largest crap ever taken
Purposely getting cancer just to smoke weed
Being the Denver Broncos Coach
Becoming a successful weed farmer
Randy has done it all, and he may be an idiot and sometimes a bit of an alcoholic, but there’s no one like Randy Marsh
by citeh citeh citeh October 29, 2020