A sweet Christmas concoction that has essentially the same recipe as figgy pudding but replaces the figs with black eyed peas.
"Hey Stacy Ann Ferguson (Fergie's full name), put out more of that Fergie pudding!"
"Hey I don't put out for anybody."
"OK, sorry only it is so sweet and delicious...please?"
"That's better."
"Hey I don't put out for anybody."
"OK, sorry only it is so sweet and delicious...please?"
"That's better."
by Cirdellin December 28, 2009
The attractive woman at work who plays the coquette and victim when it suits her but also demands respect and advancement. Coworkers either hate her or swoon over her. No one is neutral in their opinions of her.
"Can you believe that Stacey charged her supervisor with harassment? He just asked her to do her job."
"Yeah and now she got a promotion on top of it!"
"She's a demanding damsel in distress."
"Yeah and now she got a promotion on top of it!"
"She's a demanding damsel in distress."
by Cirdellin January 13, 2010
An entity on the Internet that is imaginary. Specifically it is a person who has created a false identity for him or herself. Generally, falsified pictures and life experience are involved. Should the person go on to actually meet those to whom he or she has been lying without taking into account that they will inevitably be caught, the condition is known as Internet ghost denial.
(Pretty girl to whom the liar is talking upon their first meeting) "Hey you aren't 6'3" or a ski instructor I bet."
"Yeah I am."
"You are a liar and an Internet ghost. In fact you are in Internet ghost denial.
"Yeah I am."
"You are a liar and an Internet ghost. In fact you are in Internet ghost denial.
by Cirdellin January 08, 2010
The phenomenon in which an employee is chastised by his or her superior and then feels compelled to chastise their inferiors. In a large organization, this can involve a large number of people falling like dominoes.
"Jones, you cretin! I just got my clock cleaned by my boss because of you. Rest assured that you will get yours now."
"Hey Smith, don't involve me in your blame domino!"
"Hey Smith, don't involve me in your blame domino!"
by Cirdellin January 12, 2010
The sense of absolute confusion that one feels when flipping the radio dial from National Public Radio directly to the Rush Limbaugh or any other right wing radio show. This has been known to cause liberals to feverishly vote for Barbra Streisand for every elected office on their ballots. In their delirium and panic in this condition, conservatives tend to vote for Sarah Palin's youngest child Trig. The ailment is easily treated by a steady diet of smooth jazz.
"I don't know what to do. I want to be fair about immigration but I am really concerned about illegal Lithuanians getting access to our health care system."
"You've been listening to NPR and Rush again, haven't you?"
"Yeah I think I have NPR Rush Whiplash."
"You've been listening to NPR and Rush again, haven't you?"
"Yeah I think I have NPR Rush Whiplash."
by Cirdellin January 07, 2010
The perverse desire to emulate fashion, hair and music from the 1980's despite severe social criticisms for doing so.
"Patty what are you doing? The big shoulder pads, the big sometimes blue or green hair? What's up with your boyfriend too with the eyeliner? Don't you see that people are laughing at you?"
"Well my boyfriend still likes Boy George and Wham and I still like Pat Benatar and Dynasty and I think that blue hair is my best color. Get with it Suzie."
"Get with it?!!!! I hated that stuff even then! Your octaphilia is out of control!"
"Well my boyfriend still likes Boy George and Wham and I still like Pat Benatar and Dynasty and I think that blue hair is my best color. Get with it Suzie."
"Get with it?!!!! I hated that stuff even then! Your octaphilia is out of control!"
by Cirdellin January 04, 2010
The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.
"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"
"I know. Job float is great!"
"I know. Job float is great!"
by Cirdellin January 13, 2010