chuck bucket's definitions

vinyl ass

The wet ass feeling you get from sitting on vinyl folding chairs. Also known as Slippery Butt Syndrome.

Man now i've got a wet spot on my jeans from severe vinyl ass!

by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005

cock chalk

What you call it when you write on something with your cock after you bone some chick on her period.

after i did lauren last night i marked her up with some cock chalk.

by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

Boob-eye

The result of a stripper with huge tits giving a guy a boxing style haymaker to the face.

I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye

by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

Goo Nuts

When you have your girl rub your cum into your ballsack like it was lotion.

I noticed that the skin on my lunchbox was getting a little ashy so i had my girl give me goo nuts.

by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005

Mustard Nut

When your cum is thick and yellow like mustard.

I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.

by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005