Definitions by chuck bucket

Bloturd 

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.

Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?

Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?

Bloturd by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005

Bump Monkey 

A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.

That fuckin bump monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl. Lets beat his ass!

Bump Monkey by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005

Flamo 

A man so flaming gay that he is literally on fire.

Michael!! Your hair is on fire!

Flamo by Chuck Bucket February 4, 2005

Decroted

Maggot infested, falling to pieces, months old item alluded to by Napoleon Dynomite.

Why don't you go eat a decroted piece of crap?!

His hair looks decroted.

I think you sharted a decroted piece of crap.

Decroted by Chuck Bucket February 4, 2005

Steamed Clam 

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.

I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.

Steamed Clam by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005