Zip Tooth

A condition which occurs as a result of getting one's teeth caught in the zipper of a blow job recipient's pants.

Have you seen Lauren's teeth? She said her goat kicked her in the mouth but I think it's a major case of the zip tooth.

by Chuck Bucket February 08, 2005

Cotton Ball

What you call a pussy that is dry and furry.

Dude, I went down on Lauren last night and I got cotton balled!

by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005

Poontanny

Tanned poontang. Usually has a coconut taste to it. Most commonly found in the summer time. Blonds usually have a case of this all year round.

So i pulled Lauren's panties off and what greets my eyes but the best poontanny i've ever seen. Tasted like a Mounds Bar without the chocolate.

by Chuck Bucket February 15, 2005

Boob-eye

The result of a stripper with huge tits giving a guy a boxing style haymaker to the face.

I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye

by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

cock chalk

What you call it when you write on something with your cock after you bone some chick on her period.

after i did lauren last night i marked her up with some cock chalk.

by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

Bump Monkey

A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.

That fuckin bump monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl. Lets beat his ass!

by Chuck Bucket February 07, 2005

Steamed Clam

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.

I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.

by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005