I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye
by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

What you call it when you write on something with your cock after you bone some chick on her period.
by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

Tanned poontang. Usually has a coconut taste to it. Most commonly found in the summer time. Blonds usually have a case of this all year round.
So i pulled Lauren's panties off and what greets my eyes but the best poontanny i've ever seen. Tasted like a Mounds Bar without the chocolate.
by Chuck Bucket February 15, 2005

by Chuck Bucket February 08, 2005

The wet ass feeling you get from sitting on vinyl folding chairs. Also known as Slippery Butt Syndrome.
by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005

Sexual position when a chick sits on your dick, ass facing you, and rocks her butt back and forth, in a cranking motion.
by Chuck Bucket April 08, 2005

A condition which occurs as a result of getting one's teeth caught in the zipper of a blow job recipient's pants.
Have you seen Lauren's teeth? She said her goat kicked her in the mouth but I think it's a major case of the zip tooth.
by Chuck Bucket February 08, 2005
