chuck bucket's definitions

cock chalk

What you call it when you write on something with your cock after you bone some chick on her period.

after i did lauren last night i marked her up with some cock chalk.

by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

Goo Nuts

When you have your girl rub your cum into your ballsack like it was lotion.

I noticed that the skin on my lunchbox was getting a little ashy so i had my girl give me goo nuts.

by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005

Boob-eye

The result of a stripper with huge tits giving a guy a boxing style haymaker to the face.

I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye

by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

Poontanny

Tanned poontang. Usually has a coconut taste to it. Most commonly found in the summer time. Blonds usually have a case of this all year round.

So i pulled Lauren's panties off and what greets my eyes but the best poontanny i've ever seen. Tasted like a Mounds Bar without the chocolate.

by Chuck Bucket February 15, 2005

Bloturd

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.

Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?

Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?

by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005

Thumb in the Hose Nozzle

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.

Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."

Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."

by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005

Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.

Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!

by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005